Saturday, November 20, 2010

A FANTASTIC NIGHT FOR SOMEBODY WHO REALLY LIKES CARTOONS!



The fifteenth seal of the Roboplastic Apocalypse goes out with a bang like a virtual auction hammer slamming down on your computer mouse clicky finger in this special CARTOON ROBOT STORIES FOR SALE edition of the Roboplastic Podcastalypse! Thrill to the excitement as the Nostrodomatron gives second-by-second gavel-to-gavel coverage of the historic Ron Friedman G1 Transformers documents auctions as they each come to a close! Got $262.90 lying around? I've got a picture of Wheelie with your name on it! It's not just a Podcastalypse, it's an Auctionocalypse!


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The results!

On the night of November 19th, 2010, former Sunbow cartoon writer Ron Friedman auctioned off a great many documents of roboplasticological significance via internet auction house Heritage Auctions. Up for sale were many really cool documents relating to the early years of development of the Transformers brand. I signed up for an account and watched the final moments of bidding as auctions for character models and early drafts of screenplays from GI Joe and Transformers went to the highest bidder. Just for the hell of it I recorded me talking to myself about how exciting it all was. This is that recording!

BONUS UPDATE!
Follow this link to a post at the Allspark Message Boards to get scanned copies of many of the items sold during the Ron Friedman!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

VINTAGE SPACE TOAST PODCASTALYPSE ST. PETERSBURG!



The fourteenth seal of the Roboplastic Apocalypse collapses and crashes down like that shelf on your wall that you put too many toy robots on in this Vintage Space Toast Tour St. Petersburg edition of the Roboplastic Podcastalypse! Listen in fear and constipation as I recount my adventures traveling across Florida to invade the homes of several professional toy robots collectorators in search of Robot Japanians, Poppy Chigokens and other mispronunciations of Voltronian proportions. Yes, this is the one about last weekend when I attended my very first Robot-Japan Summit and discovered why people buy furniture and then put toy robots in it and also why everyone who does not live on Cybertron is Canadian. If you've ever traveled across Florida wondering what makes a toy robots collection worth traveling across Florida for, this is the podcastalypse for you! So lock up your robots because the Nostrodomatron is about to invade your robot room and leave fingerprints, saliva and other inappropriate bodily fluids all over your glass cases of toy robtos in this I DON'T COLLECT ROBOTS SO YOU HAVE TO edition of the Roboplastic Podcastalypse!


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THIS IS MY KIND OF GARAGE SALE


Jack shows off his rare PROTOTYPE UNICRON


The Haul (a.k.a. Free things Ed and Jacksauce gave me)


Beyond bed...beyond bath...beyond your wildest imagination

Also check out Myles' Summit report at Robot-Japan!

Friday, November 12, 2010

VINTAGE SPACE TOAST TOUR ST. PETERSBURG TOMORROW



THE NOSTRODOMATRON WILL BE JOINING FORCES WITH THE MIGHTY LEADER-1 ON A MISSION TO DESTROY ALL MONCHICHIS IN WEST FLORIDA.

Monday, November 08, 2010

MY GRANDPA USED TO PUT ROBOTS IN HIS MOUTH!



The thirteenth seal of the Roboplastic Apocalypse explodes apart like the Erector sets your grandpa used to beat you over the head with in this I'M GOING TO EAT YOU edition of the Roboplastic Podcastalypse! Thrill to tales of the ancient past (circa 1986) when grandpas actually liked their grandkids' toy robots, GoBots turned into bongs and Ultra Magnus went in your mouth, not in your hands!


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Longs Drugs 12/03/84
Toy City 04/01/1985

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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Coke may have invented Santa Claus but Pepsi had the big red guy I really wanted to see at Christmas


Pepsi 12/15/85

This is a cool ad because it's the only American promotional material I've found for Pepsi's 1985 "Win a Transformer" contest giveaway. In the US the rules were simple-you bought a Pepsi with Optimus Prime graphics on it (you 'can' see a picture of one of these special cans at the bottom of this page) and if the tab had the word "WIN" on it you would go to your nearest Pepsi bottler and pick up a special Pepsi edition Optimus Prime. (You can see this ad in the Reading, PA newspaper it came from thanks to Google's newspaper archive.)

PRIME DIVISION

No discussion of Pepsi Prime would be complete without mention of the Canadian contest where the prize was an Optimus with a much larger trailer sticker that ran the length of the cab (you can see it on this page seven Optimus Primi down). In Canada the promotion was called "Transformers Trackdown" and it included a game where players collected bottle caps to complete a picture of Optimus Prime. A small graphic with one side of Optimus was printed underneath the bottle caps and players had to acquire both the left and right halves of Optimus to win. To the right is a picture of the more common bottle cap courtesy of my friend Colin who runs fairplaythings.com. Note the French/English bilingual text. The smaller text states the offer expires 2-28-86. (Optimus himself expired six months later.)

ROBOTS SIZZLED SO I GUZZLED, THEN THEY FIZZLED AND I WAS PUZZLED

I never won a Pepsi Prime when I was a kid but I don't remember trying. So Pepsi never got a chance back then to twist and pervert my love of Optimus into an addiction to their kidney caramelizer. I had to wait almost twenty years later to let them do that. I'm glad I got another shot. Hopefully Pepsi will keep alive their tradition of occasionally bringing me free Optimus Primes because ever since I turned 13 Santa Claus has been doing a really crappy job.

Pence Foods 01/14/86
Mr. Ed's 08/24/86

UPDATE!

I found a couple of ads recently from food related establishments back in '86 who were giving away "Autobot Commander" Transformers. Although the stores differed, what they had in common was usually the robots were part of some random giveaway and multiples of these figures were raffled off along with some bicycles.

One ad was from a grocery store called Pence Foods doing a raffle where the second and third prizes were "Autobot Commander Transformers" and another one, from Mr. Ed's hamburger restaurant in Cumberland, Maryland, was part of a grand opening celebration. Mr. Ed's is the only ad I've found stating the prizes were furnished by Pepsi. I'm thinking that in addition to the "look under the cap and win a Transformer" contest they did, they also gave away cases of Optimus Primes to various vendors to give away as promotional items.

So there were probably lots of ways to score a Pepsi Prime beyond just the contest on the cans, which was the only official way I knew of. I say official because I had a friend whose dad worked for Pepsi and scored him one, in which case the only contest my friend had to win was the sperm lottery.

Saturday, October 09, 2010

RETURN OF THE GOBACKATRONS



The 12th seal of the Roboplastic Apocalypse severs and snaps like several zombie necks under the steady rumble of 40 year old robot tank treads in this "catching up with the Tronians" edition of the Roboplastic Podcastalypse! Listen in horror as the Nostrodomatron talks for over an hour about Yo Gabba Gabba (a new children's show about robots and monsters), Transformers G1 (an old children's cartoon about robots and monsters) and Zeroids (a new old comic definitely not for children, but still about robots and monsters). Plus old newspaper articles take me back to early 1984 when there was no Transformers bandwagon, everyone was jumping on the GoBots bandwagon, some people were jumping on the Robo Force bandwagon, and nobody even knew there was a Starriors bandwagon. Do you remember the Roboplastic Apocalypse? YES I DO AND IT WAS REALLY FUN.


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Radio Shack 12/01/85
Venture 12/03/84

I haven't figured out what these pictures mean yet but by showing you them I am hoping you will think I am some kind of an authority.

SHOW NOTES OF THE PODCASTALYPSE
  • Opening Poem-"We All Just Wanna be the Heroes of Our Own Flint Dille Novels"
  • The Radio Free Delbocalypse
  • Next year's robotastic Supercon guest lineup
  • Destroy All Podcastalypses Part 2!
  • I can talk about toy robots but my area of expertise is actually grocery store ads from 1985
  • The Shackalactic Starrior mystery
  • Radioshackcatalogs.com
  • Another Ad That Should Not Be-Jetfire prototype from 1984
  • Gay for Zeroids (or gay because of them)
  • MHC preview of original Star Team comic
  • Transformers and Zeroids-Comics about reanimated soulless monsters and the zombies who fight them
  • 2010 is the August of 1986 I always wanted
  • Sins I have committed in the name of Robotroids
  • Chinese hackers + American newspaper websites = infinite knowledge of GoBots
  • Gaining infinite knowledge of GoBots is a dumb reason to go to jail
  • The $21,000 password hack
  • A New Hope for toy robot newspaper journalism in 1978
  • TOY ROBOTS : TAKE US TO YOUR KIDS and other old newspaper articles I read when I should have been studying for midterms
  • Repeatedly saying "Machine Robo" when I meant "Machine Men" around the 42:43 mark
  • Moday Morning Mecha Pilot: analyzing GoBots television marketing
  • RoboForce at ToyFair 1984-Now there's $400,000 I'll never get back
  • Hating 500 hour long podcasts and how to make one
  • Don't play with your TechspecTesticles (unless it's really fun)

Monday, July 05, 2010

Self-imposed exile is the right of all toy robots archaeologists



Life is ramping up here in the Kingdom of Macrocrania and as I grapple with new responsibilities hoisted upon me lately, I gotta be straight with you my fellow Macrocranians. There is no longer time to compose 900 word lavishly illustrated explorations of the history of Ro-Gun (the robot that is a gun) as related to me by grocery store newspaper ads from 25 years ago that I found at the library. So I'll be taking a break during which I will attempt to take some college classes and maybe do something with my life that does not involve toy robots, guns or grocery stores (but that still involves going to the library). I may do a post-Botcon podcastalypse later this week but that'll be it for a long time. Thanks for reading and commenting and helping me find the salvation roboplastico I was looking for. And no, this is not a statement used to conceal or confuse my actual plans or intentions.


Hiatus-I am on it
 

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