From the mouths of wives

So I was looking at what search terms people use to get to PSMR and I noticed I have fallen considerably far down the google search results for "Princess Leia gave me herpes". I used to be the number one resource for people who contracted VD from Princess Leia, but now I guess they go somewhere else. Now if I could just get ranked a little lower on the search results for "my grandma gave me my first blowjob" I'll be happy. HOW DO YOU GUYS THINK UP THESE THINGS?

But one search term I thought interesting was "Botcon 2009 location". So I searched that myself and found some GI Joe message board where one guy wrote that his wife told him that a guy at work told her that the next Botcon would be in Las Vegas. And I'm thinking I would totally pay a couple hundred bucks to get strippers and sluts to dress up like robots and dance all sexy. Then I remembered there were lots of chicks doing that for free at the last Botcon. I guess it depends on your definition of sexy. Some people are worried that Vegas is the wrong type of atmosphere for Botcon. I wouldn't worry about Vegas being too sinful or perverted for the toy robots crowd. Actually, I'm worried about THE REVERSE BEING TRUE.