I'm trekkin across the frosty Hoth on my snow white speeder bike
My arms are rigid, feelin' frigid, on this frozen crotch rocket ride
Pistol in hand, my frigid laser blasts, cappin' occasional Wampa ass
Showin' little Leia's renegades that the Empire always strikes last
I'm haulin ass, totally chillin', white lightning rebel killin'
I bike so fast the wind chill is past negative ten million
Them slow AT-AT drivers take forever with their blasters
I deliver death 30 seconds or less-biker scout blast you faster
You'll never hit me, lazy bum, your reflexes are too slow
R.I.P. rebel scum, I punked you like an ewok in the snow
4 comments:
Blizzard Patrol is the dumbest thing I've seen in Star Wars since the "stealth" AT-AT in the Titanium line. How the hell is an AT-AT going to sneak up on anything?
Just wait until they release the stealth snowtrooper.
Well, they are releasing a Shadow Stormtrooper and a Shadow Clone Trooper later this year, so anything can happen.
Shadow Death Star seems like a good idea to me. Would you buy a shadow ghost of R2-D2 if they made it?
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