Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Honestly I think speeder bikes on Hoth are the most retarded idea ever but probably not as bad as snow Dewbacks


I'm trekkin across the frosty Hoth on my snow white speeder bike
My arms are rigid, feelin' frigid, on this frozen crotch rocket ride
Pistol in hand, my frigid laser blasts, cappin' occasional Wampa ass
Showin' little Leia's renegades that the Empire always strikes last
I'm haulin ass, totally chillin', white lightning rebel killin'
I bike so fast the wind chill is past negative ten million
Them slow AT-AT drivers take forever with their blasters
I deliver death 30 seconds or less-biker scout blast you faster
You'll never hit me, lazy bum, your reflexes are too slow
R.I.P. rebel scum, I punked you like an ewok in the snow

4 comments:

ViceGripX said...

Blizzard Patrol is the dumbest thing I've seen in Star Wars since the "stealth" AT-AT in the Titanium line. How the hell is an AT-AT going to sneak up on anything?

Evil King Macrocranios said...

Just wait until they release the stealth snowtrooper.

ViceGripX said...

Well, they are releasing a Shadow Stormtrooper and a Shadow Clone Trooper later this year, so anything can happen.

Evil King Macrocranios said...

Shadow Death Star seems like a good idea to me. Would you buy a shadow ghost of R2-D2 if they made it?

 

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