Friday, July 27, 2007

HEY POLICE! HIS REAL NAME IS PETER PARKER!


Spider-Man Menace!
All you pro-superhero morons can eat my butt because Captain America and Spider-Man have gone on crime sprees, using their public status and superpowers to grope women and rob banks. Don't blame me, I totally voted for the 2006 Superhuman Registration Act.

P.S. Spider-Man's new costume totally sucks.
Posted by Evil King Macrocranios at 6:52 AM

2 comments:

Canthros said...

Clearly, that's Ben Reilly, not Peter Parker.

I guess the Scarlet Spider has fallen on hard times.

8:06 AM
Evil King Macrocranios said...

I was telling my wife about this story and she said, "How did the police not catch him? He was on foot." And I said, "He's Spider-Man! He has the proportionate speed and strength of a spider."

Plus I was doing research on Captain America and he was walking through a bar asking people to touch the burrito in his pants.

6:43 PM

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