Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Around the Playworlds in 80s Days


The breaking of the 49th seal of the Roboplastic Apocalypse is the sound of a cartoon kangaroo jumping on your frowny face! Cry along with the Nostrodomatron as I realize it has been almost twenty years since countless millions of frowns were forever frozen upside down when Lionel Corporation closed the doors of its toy supermarkets. Yes it's a Lionel Playworldocalypse with special guest William "Mr. Playworld" Hamby bouncing in to reminisce about growing up a Playworld kid and working at the Toy Capital of the World. Why do billions of children agree Playworld was the greatest toy supermarket (and pool table and outdoor rifle dealer) of all time? Whatever happened to all those buildings that used to be Playworlds in southern Florida? How many miles can a kid ride a bike balancing the GI Joe Defiant Space Vehicle Launch Complex on the handlebars? And why does October always smell to me like Kaycee Kangaroo? Find out all this and more in this WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THIS FROWN NOW?!?! edition of the Podcastalypse!

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FOR SOME REASON THEIR AVAILABLE MERCHANDISE SELECTION HAS CHANGED DRASTICALLY IN THE TWENTY YEARS SINCE THEY WENT OUT OF BUSINESS

The Playworld on Pembroke Road...

as it appeared in a newspaper article from 1982...

...and what it is now in 2012.
When I was a kid growing up in El Paso, Texas, my life was changed forever at the age of ten with the grand opening of a Lionel Playworld just a few blocks from me back in October of 1985. There was nothing else like it. Toys R Us wouldn't open in El Paso for another two years. Suddenly my toy exposure went from the single aisle of action figures at K-Mart to worshipping Playworld's full blown toy robots Valhalla where they had entire gondolas dedicated to toy robots alone. I loved that store. Then it went out of business and consequently my life turned to crap. Well when I visited Colorado for Vintage Space Toast Tour Denverado I was surprised to find that they had a couple of Playworld stores in the 80s and those had been around since at least '78. It was an eye-popping revelation. It's like living in the present where Halloween is only once a year and then excavating the site of some long lost tribe of Colorodoan Halloween people civilization who had Halloween every day. I thought Playworld was just one local store that existed in El Paso, not an entire chain of multiple toy Valhallas scattered across the universe. So you can imagine how blown away I was when I moved to southern Florida and found Playworld was down here since the early seventies and they were all over the place! Broward County is a virtual graveyard of Playworlds! I became obsessed what those buildings were like now. While the idea of visiting the corpses of one's childhood Valhallas might be depressing to some people, I decided I wanted to visit them all anyways. Nevermind that they would probably be old, abandoned, or converted into something else. I just wanted to visit the buildings that were once brothers to the store that shaped my childhood. And maybe, just maybe, one of them may still be something remotely similar to a toy store. I hoped I could at least find something robot related for sale at one of these used-to-be-toy-heavens.


Lionel Playworld 24 October 1970


IT'S A WAR ON HIGH TOY PRICES AND THEY BROUGHT THE GUNS

So I started digging deep in the newspaper archives of the local library, which is where all the most revered ancient knowledges of secret lost Floridian toy civilizations are kept. Sure enough, I was able to figure out Playworld opened down here in a big way in 1970. The ad above is one of the earliest for the Playworlds of southern Florida. There was yet another surprise in store for me. When Playworld first started it was a place where you could buy sporting goods and camping equipment in addition to toys! Eventually the sporting goods would be phased out but in those early ads you could usually find rifles and pool tables. Note how there are four stores listed in Broward County and only one in Miami (the Hialeah store on west 49th). At its peak during the 70s and 80s Playworld would have up to 8 stores operating simultaneously in southern Florida's Broward and Miami-Dade counties. With the exception of the Oakland Park location, these original Broward stores and the 49th street one in Miami would stay open from 1970 through the chain's demise.

Oakland Park
Lauderhill on State Road 7
Pompano on US1

West Palm on Military Trail

A TOUR OF(what used to be) THE PLAYWORLDS OF BROWARD COUNTY

Once I had the addresses down I went out on my quest to visit the locations that used to be Playworld. The buildings pictured above are the sites of the first four Playworlds in Broward County. They all share a distinct shape, which leads me to believe the structures were built by Lionel Corporation. It's a form characterized by an overall elongated rectangular front with a large area protruding up from above the entrance that made space for where the marquee originally mounted. Of the original four, three are still occupied and in business today. One is an art supply store, one is an antique mall, and the last one is split up into a dollar store, a furniture store, and an AutoZone. So it's possible for some people to walk into the same building that used to be their Playworld and stand in the spot where they first bought Star Wars figures in 1978 (although that spot may now be an endcap stocked with antifreeze). I was hoping that the one that's now an antique mall would have some old Transformers or other kinds of robot that maybe would have first been sold at that building when it was a Playworld. I was also hoping I would pass my Calculus mid term but that didn't happen, either. But if anyone is looking for hardcover volumes of the erotic art of H.R. Giger I know a certain antique mall in Pompano Beach you need to check out.



(this may be)Coral Springs-the last Playworld ever built

The Fountains location-the last Broward Playworld
IT ENDED NOT WITH A BOUNCE

After the initial burst of three Broward stores in 1970, three additional Playworlds would open up in Broward County from 1973 through 1988. There was the Hollywood location in 1973 followed by the Coral Springs Mall store in 1986 and then the one at the Fountains Shopping Center in 1988. The Hollywood location lasted for 10 years before closing in 1984 but the other two stayed open until the chain's demise. The Coral Springs store is notable (according to this message board post) for being the very last Playworld built by the Lionel Corporation. If this is true, Playworlds opened after 1986 all moved into existing buildings. I am not 100% certain that the empty building I took a picture of is the exact location of the Lionel Playworld because I have no eyewitness testimony to back me up unlike all the other buildings I've taken pictures of. But I'm pretty confident that it was.

Speaking of existing buildings, the Lauderhill location in the Fountains shopping center is also significant as being the last Lionel Playworld opened in Florida. The chain died 5 years after this store opened its doors. It was later converted to a SteinMart but it remains unoccupied to this day. One of my native Floridian friends told me that there used to be big lion statues at the entrance to that building when it was a Playworld but they've since been taken down. The Fountains store most closely resembles the brown bricky exterior of the Playworld built near my home in El Paso. I never knew Playworlds of the early seventies with their creamy white exteriors that looked like long giant soap bars. My Playworld looked like it was a castle and when I saw the Fountains store I instinctively knew it used to be a Playworld because it looked so much like the one by my house when I was a kid.

Lionel Playworld 07 October 1970
Lionel Playworld 24 June 1981


COUNTDOWN TO FROWNTOWN

Well that wraps up this 20 years too late tour of the Lionel Playworlds of Broward County. I would like to summarize the comings and goings of Playworld stores in this area so I made a list of all the southern Florida Playworlds including the years they opened and closed. Since I'm not a native I don't know if this information is 100% accurate but it's the best I've been able to piece together from the sources I have. So now I present to you...

A chronological listing of the opening and closings of Lionel Playworld stores in southern Florida (Broward and Miami Dade counties) based on newspaper ads and news reports:

1970-LAUDERHILL (closed 1993) 1621 N. State Rd No. 7 (Now an abandoned building)
1970-OAKLAND PARK (closed 1971) 1033 E. Oakland Park Blvd (Now a Pearl discount art supplies)
1970-HIALEAH (closed 1993) 1170 West 49th Street (Now a La Ideal baby store)
1970-POMPANO BEACH closed (1993) 960 North Federal Highway (Now the Sugar Chest Antique Mall)
1970-WEST PALM BEACH closed (1993) 1722 Military Trail North (Now AutoZone/Aaron's/Deals)
1971-An ad from 1971
1971-CORAL WAY (closed 1993) Shopping Ctr. 8621 Coral Way (Now Party City)
1971-NORTH MIAMI (closed 1993) Biscayne Blvd at 123rd (unconfirmed as a present day Ross store)
1973-An ad from 1973
1973-HOLLYWOOD (closed 1984) Pembroke & 441 (Now a D&B Tile)
1980-CUTLER RIDGE (closed 1985) 20805 S Dixie Highway
1986-CORAL SPRINGS (closed 1993) W. Atlantic Blvd & Riverside Dr. (Now abandoned)
1988-An ad from 1988
1988-PLANTATION (closed 1993) 801 S. University Drive The Fountains Shopping Center (Now abandoned)
1993-The closings hit Florida


D&B Tile coming soon to this location!

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  • Welcome to the Playworldocalypse!
  • Donald Saypol & the genesis of Playworld
  • The vintage Broward Playworld abandoned buildings tour
  • Live from (possibly) the last Playworld ever built
  • Desperately staring at faded store facades
  • Old mommy memories and the mystery of Coral Square mall
  • Play it again world
  • It would be easier to visit Playworld if they weren't extinct
  • Playworld's traditional late Autumn grand openings
  • Playworld is my arc rector
  • Wishing I had some of that Playworld cream
  • Nostalgia driven trespassing is not without its risks
  • Playworld made me a robot fan
  • Interview with William Hamby
  • Growing up a Lionel Playworld kid
  • The universality of Playworld floorplans
  • Seeing Playworld Star Wars displays in 1977
  • Pedaling 6 miles to Playworld daily to annoy the managers
  • Modern stores still using Playworld fixtures
  • Being an action figure fan working at Playworld
  • Watching GI Joe and Transformers die on the shelves
  • The bitter demise of Kaycee Kangaroo
  • Toystore inventory management in the 1980s
  • Finding '83 Joes and '84 Transformers at Zayre in 1991
  • Storage Wars GI Joe edition
  • Neil Young keeps on rockin' in the Play World
  • Holding the negatives of a 30 year old photograph of Playworld
  • Remembering long lost retail chains
  • Get your Playworld pictures out, people!
  • Imagining the ideal Lionel toystore website
  • Wiliam's project geotracking every Lionel store location ever
  • Risking your life at Dixie Square Mall
  • TRU is the Cthulhu of toystores
  • deadmalls.com
  • labelscar
  • Groceteria.com
  • On the deathwatch-Palm Beach Mall
  • Last call for Playworld memories!
  • The Kiddie City fan Facebook Page
12 November 1978

27 November 1986


I can still see the scars

Sunday, September 30, 2012

THE ROBOTASTIC PALMCONOCALYPSE!



The destruction of the 50th seal of the Roboplastic Apocalypse is the catastrophic Polish Club convention party event of the year! And I could think of no more catastrophic Polish Club convention party to record it at than PalmCon 2012! Thrill to the adventures of the Nostrodomotron as I go around PalmCon interviewing sketch card artists from the upcoming EnterPlay/Breygent marketing Transformers trading card set! Then listen in horror as I wander the convention floor talking to myself about 28 year old toy robots newspaper ads and wondering what the proper etiquette is when the toy robot the dealer just handed me breaks apart in my hand. And if that wasn't exciting enough, you also get to hear me doing the toy robot collector equivalent of dumpster diving in the cheapie bins for one dollar Zybots. But wait there's more! How many Shogun Warriors #1s could you buy at PalmCon for a dollar? Which sketch card artist thinks Lionel Playworld was a cheap knockoff of Toys R Us? Were Hound and Jazz the Adam and Eve of the Autobots? Find out all this PLUS a José Delbo update in this MICHAEL BAY HASN'T APPROVED THIS YET edition of the podcastalypse!

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José Delbo was at PalmCon! I got to talk to him but unfortunately he was kind of sick and in no shape to do audio interviews so I didn't ask. But I did find out about what he's up to and what SuperDuperComicConvention he'll be appearing at in the future! Then go to JoseDelbo.com!

Steve Lydic is an illustrator who drew sketch cards for the upcoming EnterPlay/Breygent Marketing Transformers trading card set. He talked about why he went with characters from Transformers:Prime for many of his subjects even though he really loves the old robots, too. Check him out at his Deviant Art page ~stevelydic.

Banky also did cards in the upcoming Transformer set and decided to take on robots from the Michael Bay movies. She talked about what it's like drawing Michael Bay's robots knowing Michael Bay would have final approval of her art! Check out some of her Transformer sketches at her Deviant Art page ~BankyOne.

Long time friend of the Podcastalypse Mike "Locoduck" Duron is seen here rendering some obscure, mega popular and fantastically handsome Japanese super robot. Mike and I talked growing up in El Paso, drawing robots in and out of their disguises, and of course, Sugar Boogarz. Check him out on Facebook at Locoduck Studios and also at locoduck.com.

THE NEWEST OLDEST TRANSFORMER AD AND THE CURIOUS CHRONOLOGY OF JAREDMAN328

Of course no podcastalypse would be complete without me talking about old toy robots newspaper ads. As I walked around PalmCon I was reminded of a matter of great roboplasticological importance and I promised I'd expand upon it here in the show notes. Well back when I posted the very first Transformers commercial on YouTube I got a comment from "JaredMan328", who laid out a chronology of release for the very first Transformers explaining what robots hit the shelves exactly when back in 1984. This subject is so difficult for anyone to speak with any certainty about that I was impressed he gave it a shot. According to JaredMan328, "the first three Transformers released in the US were Hound, Soundwave with Buzzsaw, and Jazz" and the rest came out between June and September, with the Decepticon jets not seeing release until the cartoon hit. At first it seemed like this theory would be easy to disprove since I knew Transformers shipped in mixed assortments with different robots of the same size class in each case. Yet in all my ad searching and case assortment researching, I couldn't 100% refute Jared's chronology because the earliest ad I had was from August '84 (coincidentally showing only two Hounds) and cases have been found with a bunch of the same robot in them. In a way my own experience was backing up JaredMan328's version of toy robot history, and that kind of drove me hexagonal nuts.

Zayre 29 April 1984

LOOK MA, NO HOUNDS

So for the past few years I was extremely annoyed that a totally anonymous YouTube commenter could come out of nowhere and brazenly posit the toy robots equivalent of the theory of relativity and although I knew he was wrong, I had no definite concrete proof to disprove it. What gnawed at me most was that I had no Decepticon jet ad from before September of '84 and no Transformer ad at all earlier than August. You can imagine my elation then at finding this Zayre ad from April 29, 1984 which not only reigns as the earliest Transformer ad I have ever found, but also soundly refutes JaredMan328's evolutionary theory of Cybertronians. Finally I had solid proof of Decepticon jets being sold before September of '84 and also other cars that were not Hound and Jazz being out as early as April. In my own experience I'd heard early Decepticon jet shipping cases had date codes printed on them confirming they shipped in March of '84, but without pictures of those cases I couldn't prove anything. The ad was nice to find because it provided solid proof of a version of events that I assumed was right from circumstantial evidence and common sense, but that I couldn't back up. Not only that, but the ad shed some light on another great Cybertronian mystery revolving around those first three Decepticon jets, namely the issue of where the term "seeker" came from.

SEEKER AND YOU SHALL FIND

The Zayre ad is interesting because it uses two terms that pop up rarely in old Transformer ads-"drones" to describe the Autobot minicars and "seekers" to describe the Decepticon jets. "Seekers" only ever appeared in catalog and newspaper ads and not in the official cartoon or comic continuities, yet it somehow caught on with the fandom at large and eventually became official Transformer canon. Referring to the minicars as drones didn't quite catch on and it's become an obscure footnote in Transformer newsprint ad history. But seekers! Lately I've been getting very lucky with finding ads in enough quantity that the term doesn't seem so obscure to me anymore. I've only ever come across two drone mentions but now I've got a total of four ads referring to the Decepticon jets as seekers. In addition to the April '84 Zayre, there's a November '84 Zayre, a November JC Penney ad and another November '84 ad from a store called Dahlkempers. I've updated the 1984 Decepticon Jets section at the Vintage Space Toaster Palace to include all of these.

JC Penney 11/21/84
Dahlkempers 11/06/84
So what does it all mean? Well I would propose a theory that somewhere there must have existed promotional materials supplied by Hasbro to stores that used these terms. That's a bit of a no-brainer given the circumstantial ad evidence. But finding the exact source of promo material is a lot tougher. "Seeker" and "drone" do not appear in the Decepticon jet and Autobot Minicar pages of the '84 Hasbro toyfair catalog or the 1984 Hasbro price list. My best guesses are that these terms originated in the pages of the '84 line art catalog, '84 pre-Toyfair ordering materials or possibly on the cases themselves. But the line art catalog is my best guess since pre-Toyfair materials were long gone by November of '84 when most of the seeker-using ads came out. Retailers had to have something sent to them somewhat recently at that point and the best guess is it came from the line art book. But since I've never seen the line art book I don't know for sure and I can't explain why the term is not more widely used.


FIRE IN A BOX

Alexanders 09 December 1984
Finally, I wanted to mention that I updated the Jetfire 1984 section of the Vintage Space Toaster Palace with all the earliest Jetfire ads I've ever found, including a really great one from a New York based retail chain called Alexanders from December 09, 1984 featuring a boxed Jetfire. Boxed Jetfires in any ads are super rare, and this is the only one I've found from 1984. It's very special because all the other '84 Jetfire ads I've seen either don't show the figure at all or only show a loose prototype of it. So here's a newsprint example of a production Jetfire still in the box. It's really awesome from a Roboplastological archaeologist point of view and I talk about it a little on the show.

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Tuesday, July 24, 2012

The Mattelian Missile Crisis!



The 48th seal of the Roboplastic Apocalypse is exterminated by your command! Yes it's a Battlestar-tastic podcastalypse as we fire up the GobackaTron 1978thousand to witness the rise and fall of one of the most significant and notorious, yet short lived toy lines of my childhood-Mattel's Battlestar Galactica! Well actually all I do is talk about packaging and mold variations of the first four spaceships in the line. But that's more than enough to fill a show considering the controversy surrounding the release of these toys, from complaints by consumer activists who felt they were unsafe in the first place to the rising number of children who choked on their missiles during the holiday season of '78 to Mattel's response and the subsequent missile mail-in campaign. Were these toy spaceships too dangerous to have been sold to kids? Was it just one child that got hurt or was the casualty count much, much higher? Was Mattel's response to the injuries suffered by its customers adequate? Was there ever really any recall at all? Find out all this and more in this SPRING LOADED FOR YOUR DISPLEASURE edition of the podcastalypse!


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Check out the ships in their prototype colors over at Slow-Robot's Starlogged

LAUNCH ALL TOY LINES!

There is perhaps no other toy line with as huge an impact on toy history as Mattel's 1978 Battlestar Galactica. Their notoriety is due mostly to the tendency of children to choke on the small missiles included with the space ships and Mattel's subsequent attempts to prevent further injuries with a warning sticker campaign and a mail-in missile exchange. But before all that happened the toys had to get into the stores first. The first four ships in the BSG line could be ordered by retailers in six ways, as evidenced by the Codename:Galactica sales brochure/order form linked to above. Retailers could order either complete cases of each kind of ship or two mixed cases, one with an even spilt of Colonial Viper and Cylon Raider, and the other with the Colonial Scarab and Colonial Stellar Probe. The Viper and Raider usually cost a few dollars less at retail than the Scarab and Stellar Probe.

Retailers in 1978 advertised Battlestar Galactica toys rather regularly and ads for them like the one below were quite frequent from September through December of that year, but they dropped off considerably in 1979. Mattel solicited the line in their 1979 toy catalog along with a fifth vehicle, the Colonial Land Ram, but since that has only been known to appear in Canadian markets I suspect the 1979 toyline was only ordered by Canadian retailers or a very tiny minority of US stores. No retail sold examples of Land Rams have ever appeared on the secondary market in purely english packaging. Based on the lack of retailer advertising of non-clearance Battlestar Galactica toys in 1979, I think the line may have only lasted one year in the United States before being discontinued due to the missile crisis.

You can find more Mattel Battlestar Galactica spaceship ads online like this Jefferson ad from November 13, 1978 and this Target ad from September 28, 1978.

AyrWay 24 September 1978


MISSILE-ANEOUS PACKAGING VARIATIONS

At the onset of the line the packages of each ship had art showing them flying along in space, firing yellow laser beams and/or missiles. These early boxes did not include sticker related warning labels until Mattel began their warning label campaign. There were two types of stickers I've seen attached to these early boxes, both of which were white. The first read "CAUTION: Do not point or fire red missiles into mouth or towards face!" and the other was the message "Missiles not included. Launchers do not work". In addition to Mattel adding circular warning stickers, another change came when at some point the box art on the Battlestar Galactica packages was altered. The yellow lasers and launching missiles in the illustrations were omitted and the missiles that did remain on the box paintings were shown attached to the ships in addition to being recolored red. These altered boxes are most commonly found stickered with a red "Note: Re-designed toy! Missiles cannot be launched!" label. There also exists a variation where ships came packaged with bonus larger figures and a graphic was included on the boxes to show the promotion. You can see examples of those boxes at David Moss' Battlestar Memorabilia site.


Here's an example of the extremely rare earliest warning sticker variation-the white circle "Do not point or fire red missile..." which preceded the death of Robert Warren. Attorneys in the Warren case argued these stickers were not implemented in time to prevent serious injury. Image courtesy of ebay seller crazy88monster

First style (upper left) and second style (upper right) Colonial Viper boxes. Note the yellow missiles firing on initial release version box art. (Initial release box photo courtesy of David Welch of Childhood Memorabilia, eBay seller i.d. pezdudewelch)

First style (upper left) and second style (upper right) Cylon Raider boxes. Note the yellow missiles launching on initial release version. (Initial release box photo courtesy of eBay seller creativemailroom, later release box photo courtesy of eBay seller bakcoach1)

First style (upper left) and second style (upper right) Colonial Scarab boxes. Note the yellow missiles on box art of initial release version. (Initial release box photo courtesy of David Welch of Childhood Memorabilia, eBay seller i.d. pezdudewelch, later release box photo courtesy of eBay seller thetoyshophop)

FRAKKIN' BEWARE! Upper left is a comparison between a correct Viper and a Viper rocket back that has the nosecone of a Scarab or Stellar Probe attached to it. Although the pieces fit because they're modular, the correct Viper nosecone is much longer than the one from the other toys. If you're buying loose Vipers, make sure your nosecone is correct by measuring the overall length of the forward fuselage. It should be three times as long as the cockpit canopy. To the right is a comparison between a Viper and the much greyer missile firing Probe and Scarab. The rule of thumb is that if your Scarab or Probe is grey, it's the missile shooting version. Later non firing ones were white like Vipers.

SO SAY WE CLEARANCE

Toy City 01/21/79
Mattel's announcement of their missile mail in campaign on January 11, 1979 coincided with the beginning of a rash of retailer clearance ads of Battlestar Galactica product that lasted the rest of the year. Mattel published the missile mail in notice in ten newspapers throughout the country during the week of January 17th and within days, ads for BSG ships on clearance started running in newspapers everywhere. While it was normal for stores to clearance toys after the holiday season, all the ads from US stores I've seen never sold the line at non-liquidation prices throughout the duration of 1979. By the holiday season of '79 any remaining Mattel BSG stock was sold at deep discounts as evidenced by the Kresge's ad below right.

17 January 1979
Kresge's 21 December 1979


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Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Madmen, Masters, and Mad Machine Men (of the SuperConocalypse)



The destruction of the 47th seal of the Roboplastic Apocalypse is a cosmic cartoon cataclysm, causing Eternia and Cybertron (and a million other pretend planets) to collide and forcing the surviving sci-fi characters to take refuge in Miami in the special super hero containment facility otherwise known as Florida Supercon 2012! Thrill in stunned boredom as you listen to me walk around the Miami Airport Convention Center talking to myself about how scared I am to meet my favorite comic book and cartoon celebrities like Denny O'Neil, Alan Oppenheimer, Howard Chaykin, and many others who hold the secrets to the greatest unknowable mysteries of the 20th century like who named Optimus Prime and why does Skeletor laugh that way. How much does Denny O'Neil remember about his work on the original Marvel Transformers comic book? How does Alan Oppenheimer feel about violence in 1980s animation? Did Gregg Berger dress up as Grimlock and do toy store appearances in 1985? Find out all this and more in this "HALF THE COSPLAYERS AT SAN DIEGO COMIC CON ARE ACTUALLY HOOKERS (AND OTHER THINGS I LEARNED FROM HOWARD CHAYKIN)" edition of the podcastalypse!


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Oh hey check out Flickr Macrocrania for more of my pictures from Supercon 2012 so you can follow along while you listen to my adventures at the convention. But first-F.I.S.H.B.O.T.!


IT WAS EASIER TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT GROWING OLD WHEN TOYS FROM MY CHILDHOOD HAD HIGHER BUY-IT-NOWS

This episode's F.I.S.H.B.O.T. (F*** I Should Have Bid On That!) is a pair of vintage Star Wars spaceships that didn't break 60 bucks each despite being in really nice shape with their boxes and working electronics and everything that would make my life complete had I only been the guy that won them. Yeah it really pisses me off that the modern rereleases of these ships I never had as a kid don't come with the lights and sounds and little rotating gun thingys that made them so awesome when the kids were playing with them in those commercials back in 1983. What's really troubling deep down inside it somehow it seems offensive to me that old Star Wars toys are starting to go cheap. It's as if I am taking it personally, like the falling secondary market value of toys from my childhood makes my childhood less cool. And as the playthings from my childhood make the permanent transition from museum gallery gold to garage sale garbage, so too will my memories go from hundred hits blog post power pellets to so many forgotten megs taking up space on some deeply buried blogger.com floppy drive somewhere. I guess I shouldn't have trusted the secondary market value of 1983 to my pop culture financial advisor George Lucas and never deposited my childhood at HasbroBank.


THE ARCHITECTS OF MY CHILDHOOD DIDN'T KNOW I WAS STILL LIVING IN THOSE SAND CASTLES THEY BUILT IN 1983

And so as I grow older I find myself venturing to places like Florida Supercon 2012 in search of some sort of pop culture retro validation but all I find left of my childhood is post-coital He-Man cartoon cells, thousand dollar bananas, and Skeletors made out of wiener shaped balloons. The once priceless artifacts of my youth that I really wanted have long since been bought and sold on eBay for more money than I could afford, or their auctions ended during the time I wasn't paying attention because I was at the library searching through microfilm of newspapers from 1978 looking for grocery store ads with Shogun Warrior Godzillas in them. And so I go to conventions scraping the bottom of the barrel of 80s nostalgia and hoping to connect with the men and women who helped create the epic mythologies of transforming robot Tyrannosauruses and scantily clad space aliens with big blue Lou Ferrigno bodies and bright yellow skeleton skulls for faces. But why? It's the question I see in the eyes of every Gregg Berger and Alan Oppenheimer I meet as I'm handing them the 20 bucks so they can sign my hat made out of wiener balloons that's been carefully sculpted to resemble a post-coital Skeletor. And to them it really doesn't matter why, because although my search for an immortal manifestation of the wonder and imagination sparked by my long lost childhood lust for life (and talking robot tyrannosauruses) continues, all I really just did was buy them a bacon 'n cheese double steakburger and chili cheese fries combo at Steak 'n Shake.


José Delbo brought a binder of vintage original Transformer comic art including many covers and splash pages


I swore the Denny O'Neil autograph line would not defeat me as it had in the past


Minimalism at its Gundam finest

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