cardboard robots in cardboard boxesplastic robots in plastic boxes
and broken robots in broken boxes
and shitty robots in shitty boxes
transformers holding hands
we live in the wake of the popularity of 20 year old ideas
we wake in the lives of 20 year old children
we lie in the fake comfort of 20 dollar robots
we take great pride in owning 20 Starscreams
transformers fisting each other
I would spray the seas with bumblebees
if I could charge the wind with dread
I would start smoking crack if someone would show me
how to make a bong from a Dinobot head
transformers is only one step away from furries
4 comments:
Um, you do know that there was an adult sized movie Optimus Prime costume, right?
Don't be surprised if you see someone wearing that to BotCon.
Once people start cosplaying Beast Wars alt modes I'm selling all my robot crap and getting into Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors.
For the love of Primus, don't give anyone any ideas. You might actually see someone dressed as beast mode Cheetor or something.
Oh the horror, the horror!
ZOMG! I need someone to go with me to Botcon so we can dress up as a cheetah and a big furry rat! Crotchless costumes, of course. Then we'll wear big cardboard Autobot insignias on our chests and give each other piggyback rides as we run through the dealer room and sing Japanese Beast Wars songs and crash into the dealer tables.
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