Tuesday, September 04, 2007

I usually don't give a crap about any British science fiction unless Iron Maiden references it in one of their songs

So the other day this one blog I read did an article about a Doctor Who movie called "Abducted by the Daleks". I don't know anything about Doctor Who other than that it's a show that started shortly after television was invented and it has 4,000 episodes and all the cool kids are into it nowadays. "Abducted" looked to be a sort of Doctor Who primer that I surmised would be right up my alley. I figured, what the hell-I'll check it out because I heard it's got everything I like, which is robots and lesbians.

In a nutshell the story is this-four hot lesbians get abducted by three horny robots who poke them a lot. The weird thing is that the lesbians keep lesbianing even after they're beamed into the spaceship like they don't even notice the Daleks! After a while I figured out that this probably isn't an official Doctor Who release but I wasn't going to be checking out the Whoverse seriously anyways. I'm just glad that the Doctor Who show was made so that in turn this masterpiece could be born.


Weasel said...

Wow. Who knew that Dalecks were such pervs?

Bruticus said...

Only a Doctor Who villain could simultaneously make kids hide behind the sofa and adults get closer to the screen...

And Daleks + Lesbians = Winner!

Evil King Macrocranios said...

Who knew fans of the Daleks were such pervs? I haven't seen stuff this perverted/fantastic like this since that Star Wars porn with Princess Leia getting gang banged by Stormtroopers.


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