Thursday, July 12, 2007

She is the Paris Hilton of toy robots



I think the world's largest Transformers collection might be more than 275 pieces, but you go, girl!

6 comments:

Heavyarms said...

Is it wrong that I totally want to nail her?

Probably so...

Evil King Macrocranios said...

Yeah, it's wrong but that's what makes it so right. She's fuckin' hot but that only makes me hate her more.

Rob said...

You're right, that woman is unbelievably hot...except the exact opposite.

I wonder if she has the Transformers desk set, erasers, pencils, book bag, and beach towel I had in second grade.

Evil King Macrocranios said...

I downloaded all 265 pictures from her auction, and yes, she has the desk set, erasers, pencils, book bag and beach towel.

What she doesn't have are the Transformers book covers, portfolios and Optimus Prime paper lunch bags. I will be putting them up on eBay shortly with a picture of her dead husband and a Buy It Now of $4,000 each.

Rob said...

I just remembered, I also had a Transformers hide-and-sleep tent for my bed and a red plastic lunch box.

If she has both of those things too, then maybe her collection really is worth $1 million.

Rob said...

...and a small plastic Transformers voice changer that resembled Ultra Magnus, which was pretty cool. It had a plastic tube that stuck out of the back, which I pressed up against the inside of my cheek. Then, all I had to do was mouth the words I wanted to say and the voice changer spoke!

I even remember seeing a brief feature on a daytime news show about it. For whatever reason, the reporter was comparing it to much more expensive mechanical larynxes at the time.

 

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