I was going to bed the other night and my wife rolls around half asleep and says to me "I know you masturbate thanks for hiding it from me", then she conks right out. It was another one of those genuine Hallmark moments we have every now and then. I was left not knowing what to say and feeling like it was a little unfair that she can conk out so fast. Sometimes I can't figure out if she's saying she loves me or if I'm busted. Was she doing some sort of weird communication exercise she learned from Cosmo or did she read my blog again and decided she was going to turn me in to the police for grand rape auto? It's hard to tell sometimes.I decided what she meant to say was hiding your porn is just another way of saying I love you. Heck, put it on a card with Optimus Prime and you've got the perfect Father's Day gift in my house. AMERICAN GREETINGS DO NOT STEAL MY IDEA!
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And I thought some of the things Prime and I said to each other were "out there".
And Cosmo is useless btw. No hot robot pics. ;)
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