5) Rhymes with Idiot + Geektarded = Tarded Idiot Geek Rhymes
Okay this is extremely politically incorrect and I'm a total a-hole for thinking it. Actually most of my poems I write here at PSMR could qualify as Tarded Idiot Geek Rhymes, but believe it or not I don't blog every single dumb poem idea that comes into my head at breakfast.
4) Hot Box + Plastic Crack = Hot Plastic Box of Crack
There aren't enough toy blogs written by crack whores nowadays. Although I suspect a few of the blogs and webcomics I read are written by people under the influence of something, toy collecting blogs by legitimate narcotics abusers are extremely rare. I want to read somebody who knows what Kremzeek tastes like.
3) The Death Ray + Ramblings of an Asshole = Rambling Asshole Death RayForget blog names, RADR is probably the best rock band name I've ever come up with. Actually, "Ramblings of an Asshole" is such a great blog name it would sound good mixed with just about anything, as I will now demonstrate.
2) Scary-Crayon + Ramblings of an Asshole = Scary Ramblings of an Asshole Crayon
I don't know what would make a crayon a) scary or b) angry enough to become a rambling asshole, but I do know I would read this blog. "Scary Asshole" would also be a good blog name but most blogs are already scary ramblings of an asshole so it would be somewhat redundant.
1) Ideas from my Dreams + Ramblings of an Asshole = Rambling Ideas from my Asshole
BEST BLOG NAME EVER!
6 comments:
Thats funny if i had been drinking milk it would of shot out of my nose .
Mmmmm.... Hot Plastic Box of Crack... that's definitely a porno flick title there.
Actually, you've given me a few blogs to start reading. Geektarded and Ben Meyers blogs are the only one I venture to.
You, sir, have thoroughly broken my brain.
It hurts a little, actually.
....is that a nosebleed?
.....
....oh, god....
I love it. I'm using one of your terms in my own blog now. I steal all your ideas and make them my own. Bwahahahahahaha!
Geez, Richard, Tarded Geek Rhymes? Self-deprecation is so 2005. That said, I cannot be held responsible for damages incurred by the resulting extreme embarrassment and/or the inevitable emotional abuse sustained while implementing my ideas on other blogs. And the abuse will come, even if it's just me goofing on you.
Goof away, Steve. Goof away.
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