Friday, January 08, 2010


How I long for the days when a man and his son could walk around wearing gigantic foam front trucker caps of their favorite cartoons and TV shows. Nowadays wearing caps is solely the domain of sports fans, paparazzi, rappers, gangsters and other douchebags. And I guess cancer patients. This Zayre ad from November 17, 1985 makes me so nostalgic I want to buy an uzi and ten tons of cocaine, join the Miami Vice and a fire up ol' Omega Supreme like it was the good old days. It's so good it makes me want to be a douchebag gangster rapper sports fan just so I can wear these hats. It's so good it makes me want to buy some cancer.


Josh Miller said...

I like the idea of hats and have several that I like floating around, th problem is my hair is too "poofy" for them to fit comfortably so I never wear them.

Also I'd pay $3 for that Omega Supreme Hat. Too bad Hats these days are "hella expensive".

Rob said...

Hipsters in the Williamsburg neighborhood in Brooklyn also wear those trucker yeah, "other douchebags" indeed.

Evil King Macrocranios said...

Josh my head is too enormous to comfortably wear any hat so I'm sort of sized out.

Hey Rob I guess trucker caps are the lowest common de-douche-inator.


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