On the first day of GoBots, Maas Brothers gave to me: a Tank for the memories

On December 7th of 1984 a store named Maas Brothers ran this ad where the GoBot named Tank dominates the page. They've got other hugely popular boys toys in there like He-Man and GI Joe, but who do they devote the majority of space on the page to? The toy robot with the lamest transform ever. Tank is notorious for his conversion in which all he does is bend over. Did Maas Brothers believe that even the most craptastic toy robot ever was better than any He-Man or G.I. Joe? Probably not. BUT IS IT TRUE? HELL YEAH!