The advantage of being essentially homeless and unemployed is the freedom to go and do whatever I want as long as my wife's money doesn't run out. I think I'll ditch Dakota del Sur and drive to Texas to see my in-laws and my parents. Just me, the baby and the dog and a thousand miles to Houston, away from here for a month or two or who knows how long. Hopefully I can take care of some unfinished business at the Houston main public library-namely some toy robots ad looking that I didn't get to do last year because their library was under renovation. Maybe I won't be able to break away and get any ads looking done at all because everybody will want to be all holidays. But Vintage Space Toast Tour is not about ads, it's about delivering this droid safely to Alderaan and learning the ways of the Force and becoming a Jedi like my father. If I do get some library time I promise there will be videos like last time.
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Can I come with you?
I don't think my mother-in-law would understand if I showed up at her door with her grandson and some guy I met on the internet. Or maybe she would. I almost feel like she expects it.
I didn't know you were unemployed. I just thought you had massive amounts of PTO or something like that
I pattern my life after Luke Skywalker the jobless Jedi wanderer of the galaxy. I've been living off the profits of when I sold my landspeeder. That's also why I eat mud in swamps.
that's it! I am deleting you from my blogroll. I only read blogs of toys of highly educated gainfly employed losers with good jobs. If you want a job you know where you can come! GMAESTOP RAPID CITY!
Fine! But what's a GMAE? Is it like Gnus? I don't need to work at Gmaestop because I can open a new store called "Gary Gmae's No Gmaestop". It will be the only gmae store with absolutely no gmaes.
Since I am listing my shortcomings I may as well include that my left eye is a little blurry and I am lactose intolerant. Also, allergic to orange juice.
I am stupid, and all I do is want and need things.
You have to consider the possibility that Peter Cullen does not like you. Could be, Peter Cullen hates us. This is not the worst thing that could happen.
I am the all-singing, all-dancing, all-robot collecting crap of this world. I am the toxic waste by-product of Peter Cullen's creation.
We are all Peter Cullen's illegitimate children.
I am Peter Cullen's unwanted, illegitimate, toxic masturbation by-product.
Is there a sequel to the 1988 movie Twins that I don't know about starring you and Peter Cullen?
I am Peter Cullen's morning wood
I am a particularly violent and painful Peter Cullen bowel movement that escaped from Canada, achieved sentience and now lives in South Dakota blogging about old roboplasticos.
Supposedly, that's the plot to Michael Bay's upcoming Transformers 2 movie.
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