Thursday, January 10, 2008

I'VE BEEN watching Death Note and it's pretty good but I keep wondering what would happen if a Shinigami Death God touched my toilet paper





Posted by Evil King Macrocranios at 6:57 PM

6 comments:

naladahc said...

Damn. The staff at PlasticCrack.com loved you being a long hair.

Then again, in decades past, we were also long hairs. And blue hairs. And platinum blond hairs. And fuschia hairs.

Now? Just grey and short.

Age. What a bitch.

11:35 AM
Anonymous said...

I still don't know what a Dirty Sanchez is.

7:56 PM
Weasel said...

Is the Dirty Sanchez just a default, kinda like the heart attack thing in the show? Cause I have some "better" ideas for the Death Wipe, dammit! :cue evil laugh:

9:33 PM
Evil King Macrocranios said...

Oh please share with us your ideas. I haven't quite ironed out the workings of the Shittygami gods.

1:57 PM
Weasel said...

I have one particularly disgusting idea for the Death Wipe: the victim in question would have a bout of sudden explosive diarrhea, which would burst from both the ass and mouth.

This would happen at the most embarassing moment possible, usually during an interview or at an awards ceremony.

I'd reserve it only for rapists, child molesters, animal abusers and the entire congregation of the Westboro Baptist Church. I'm evil like that. >:)

3:17 PM
Evil King Macrocranios said...

America's Funniest Home Videos was my favorite child abuse & animal torment awards show.

9:54 AM

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