Wednesday, April 24, 2013

THIRTY HUN-DRED MINUTES and other MegaConTastical Testamentations



The 54th seal of the Roboplastic Apocalypse erupts like a MEGA CONversational volcano spewing a super hot hour and 15 minutes of two guys talking about GoBots and Lou Ferrigno all over your ears! Yes it's a MegaConventional 2013 catastrophe and there's no funner way to run for your lives than while listening to the triumphant return of famed subcutanean hypo-scientific genius and toy robots accumulator Jack Fields to the Podcastalypse! Come along for the terror as we navigate the wonderful wasteland of GoBots dealers, furries, and militant impersonators of Sonic the Hedgehog that is MegaCon 2013. Then relax in horror as the last thirty minutes of the show chronicle my aspergian attempts to make fleeting connections with complete strangers while dressed in a cardboard costume of an obscure toy robot from 1984 that does not turn into a dinosaur or exotic foreign car. Which convention did the entire universe's supply of Logan's Run and Ewoks #1 comics go to to die? How is walking through artist alley like waiting at a red light? What does it sound like when José Delbo says the words "Pee Pee room"? Find out all this and more in this THE MICRONAUTS HAD IT COMING episode of the podcastalypse!

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The legendary José Delbo!



NO! NO! NO! YOU WILL DIE (SNARF SNARF) !

And now here's a buttload of pictures of everything we talked about or looked at during MegaCon 2013, including Transformers, people dressed like Transformers, people dressed like giant green pig barbarians, rare GoBots, not rare Ewoks comics, cardboard Death Stars, $200 loose Jetfires, confused travelers from other dimensions, and Snarf Emperors.



I want to thank Zack (above) for all the help he gave me while I was doing the Hun-Dred thing!

SHOW NOTES OF THE PODCASTALYPSE

Megacon 2013 - Roboforce
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Friday, March 08, 2013

Super Dimensional Space Fortress Cardboardimus Maximus!



The destruction of the 53rd seal of the Roboplastic Apocalypse is the sound of a super dimensional cardboard fortress crashing into southern Florida! Yes it's a Robotecatastrophe as the Nostrodomatron pays several hundred dollars for a cardboard box in the shape of his favorite giant cartoon spaceship from the 80s, the SDF-1! Listen in Zentraediriffic terror as I relate tales of the rarest, most impractical and ridiculously oversized paper airplane ever sold as part of any toy robots line. Plus I talk Robotech for an hour with the guy who owned it before me, who as it turns out wasn't a giant space alien named Zor. Is this the largest Robotech item ever sold at retail? Is the SDF-1 the Fortress Maximus of Robotech or is Fortress Maximus the SDF-1 of Transformers? Where in the world am I going to put a nearly 5 foot long cardboard spaceship? Find out none of these answers and more in this I DON'T THINK IKEA MAKES A SHELF THIS BIG (AND OTHER ROBOTECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES) edition of the podcastalypse!

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Who's that itty bitty spaceship?

CARDBOARD CONSTRUCTION-IT'S A LOST ART

Nowadays we don't get as much wacky cross merchandising of sci-fi cartoon toys as we did back in the 80s and perhaps the greatest victim of this modern day toy company conservatism is the cardboard playset. Vintage Star Wars is chock full of cardboard backdrops from the Palitoy Death Star to the Cloud City playset. GoBots had the Super GoBots Guardian Headquarters and Transformers had both the S.T.A.R.S. mailaway Control Center and the Warren Activity Center. And Robotech had this! The Play Make SDF-1 is the largest cardboard 80s playset I have ever seen. Staggeringly huge, it measures 4 feet 11 inches in length. That's enough to dwarf Fortress Maximus in spaceship mode. You'd think that it would be legendary in 80s kid circles, but I've never heard any stories from people who had one or knew a kid down the block that had one. I never knew they existed until the late 90s and even then there are very few pictures of them on the internet. So when mine arrived I built it right up and documented the building process in a gallery at Flickr and also over at the RoboFacial Bookocalypse. After completing this mighty behemoth I can understand why toy companies stopped with the cardboard playsets-not because there were no more awesome spaceship designs, but because Play Make used up all the world's cardboard making these.

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I don't think they ever did that

Haters don't understand that without Robotech we wouldn't have gotten Darth Vader sized Valkyries.
 

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Evil King Macrocranios was voted king by the evil peoples of the Kingdom of Macrocrania. They listen to Iron Maiden all day and try to take pictures of ghosts with their webcams.