WORLD YOU ARE ONLY THREE DAYS AWAY FROM IRONROBOHELLACON

Once again the time has come
for IronRoboHellaCon
And no matter where I've been
I've been to every one

Every year for the past thirty four
IronRoboHellaCon's the same as before
Same party, same music, but I'm happy to go
Because one day it won't be held anymore

It's an ancient tradition as old as me
IronRoboHellacon's got some crazy history
It started in Texas, gone over the sea
And the thirteenth one was on Friday the thirteenth

Old memories and metal and ghosts and good times
with guests Bruce Dickinson and Optimus Prime
I listen to Iron Maiden and eat cherry pies
And watch robot cartoons of cartoon robots in disguise

The years and the people they come and go
but I'll always love my metal and plastic robos
Not everyone would like IronRoboHellaCon I know
But I hope they've all had as much fun with their own