When I joined air FOrce in 1995 they sold all sorts of fantastic porn at the base exchanges. I was impressed with the wide scope of pornographies for sale. The post exchange at my first duty station Fort Hood had a magazine section easily twice as large as the biggest Waldenbooks and it was dominated by a 20 foot long Library of Congress of porn. Those were awesome times. Then I went overseas to Good Korea and I was dissapointed that Korean porn was so awful. They cover up the crotches with badly photoshopped neon bikinis or even worse, multicolored Tetris blocks. I think it's like that for all of Asia. While I percieve Tetris blocks on vaginas to be censorship, I think the Japanese government incorporates video game related images into porn to get Japanese guys interested in women. Thankfully when I got sent to Good Korea in '98, the post exchange at the little army camp I was at still had a pornorama unlike anything you could find on the streets of Uijongbu. But then some pansies in the Department of Defense decided the military guys were wanking too much and it was getting in the way of our mission defending the earth from the aliens. What can I say they found me out. So they passed the Military Honor and Decency Act and halfway through my Korea tour they took all the good porn out of the exchanges while I was yelling NOOOOO! in slow motion like you see in the movies. It was back to the streets for me and I had to get used to Donkey Kong coming out of asian girls' butts.
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