Monday, July 23, 2007

If Americans did this the public outcry would be deafening

Little is known about how it was accomplished (espionage perhaps) but somehow Chinese engineers acquired the plans to a top secret mobile military superfortress from the Japanese and built it in a scale previously unimaginable to peace loving citizens of all nations. The rest of the world will be locked in an ever escalating arms race to catch up to what is now the pride of China, an unstoppable juggernaut of military might that will ensure their dominance as a superpower and possibly solidify their new position as the undisputed conquerors of earth. CRAP YOUR PANTS!


Rob said...

It's the world's first wooden Transformer!

Evil King Macrocranios said...

Okay, but what are they going to do with it now?

Rob said...

Shellac it?


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