HA HA HA! With this finger I crushed your fax machine, Prime! None of your faxes went through and that means you aren't going to Botcon!
Autobots! Megatron jacked up our Botcon registrations!
Let's go kick his butt! He's over there!
Decepticons! Check ebay to see if my secondary market value has eclipsed that of Optimus Prime since he is not going to Botcon! And put him on that big screen over there!
Ha! At least I am on ebay! I got you kicked off of ebay Megatron! Now nobody can sell you unless they put you orange butt plugs! Also Starscream you look like total ass in the new movie thanks to me!
HA HA! AT LEAST WE ARE GOING TO SEE THE MOVIE AT THE BOTCONS BEFORE YOU!
GET READY FOR SPOILERS ON ALL YOUR TELETRANZ!
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SOUNDWAVE! YOU ARE SOUNDWAVE! Give me your DS friend codes! I want to play with you NIntendodogs!
Megatron I left my Nintendodogs codes over there at the one wifi spot in all of Mexico.
HOLY CRAP REFLECTOR IS HUMPING YOUR DS!
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STARSCREAM! YOU ARE STARSCReaM! Go to KMART and buy me titaniums Soundawave and Classics you and Classics me.
Fukc KMart! TRU is number one! I NEED NINTENDODOGS FOR Wii!SHUT UP STARSCREAM YOU HAVE A PLAYSTATIONS 3
Aw crap it's Starscrem! He put his shlong on all teh Wiis last time he came here. Fukcin scalpers!
TRU EMPLOYEES! PREPAER TO BE BUTT RAPED BY LASERBEAK!
LASERBEAK LEAVE MY ASS ALONE! TAKE HIS INSTEAD!
MY name is Shaya Labuff and you will pay me $25 at BOTCON to see me take it up the butt from LASerbeak in the new Transforemers movie!
4 comments:
I think this is now officially known as lolbotz.
I wanted to come up with a well thought out response to your question of where Pat Lee got that pointing stance, so I took pictures of every instance of robots pointing in the first episode. Holy crap there were like 13 of them. Then my well thought out response went down the drain when granolatron came up with a better answer than I could and I got stuck with all these dumb pictures of pointing robots. Luckily there is space in the blogosphere for moronic amateur robot webcomics!
I'm surprised Hasbro didn't come out with a line of Transformers called Pointerbots and Fingercons.
I'm surprised how close these retarded comics actually got to the dialogue in the Michael Bay movies.
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