tHE tRUCK THAT IS A mONKEY

My absolutely favorite toyline now that I have a baby on the way is Car Nivores. They are slightly superdeformed kiddie vehicles that have spring loaded transforms triggered by the touch of a button. The first four in the series are out now. They turn into animals, or at least cute car monsters with animal like features. Fisher-Price has done a fantastic job on these. The packaging is great and the pop up transform gimmick is fantastic.

From my experience tracking them down, it seems the T-Rex is the toughest to find but it does pop up (get it? pop up?). The whole line is relatively new to my area and I estimate they were released sometime around the beginning of the year. The Car Nivores website mentions a "King Car-Nivore" to be released this July but they don't mention what exactly it is. I googled it and figured it out. I won't say what exactly it is (or maybe I already did), but I will say that it sounds impressive.

I am just so glad that I have an acceptable-in-the-eyes-of-the-cashier-girls reason to be in TRU in the first place. I've been spreading out my purchases only buying Car Nivores one at a time because it is so worth it every time I buy one and the cashier girl can't give me shit for buying toys. Those condescending sluts feel so high and mighty when I buy toy robots but since these Car Nivores are for my soon to be born kid they've got nothing on me anymore. I can't wait for him to get here so I can shove him in their faces and say LOOK HERE BITCHES I'M SHOPPING FOR TWO ROBOT NERDS NOW BITCHES.